Things People Actually Say in Audio Guestbooks

Weddings hit different when you swap out the traditional paper guestbook for something way cooler – an audio guestbook. Au Vibe is changing the game with their elegant audio guestbook rentals, giving guests a chance to spill their hearts out instead of just signing their names.

Here’s what people are actually saying when they grab that phone:

The Emotional Relatives

“Hoy, anak! Your Tita Malou here! sniffles I remember when you were this small… now look at you. So beautiful. Your mama would be so proud. voice cracks Sorry, may something in my eye…”

The Tipsy Friends

“Yooooo what’s up newlyweds! It’s 9:47 PM and I’m on my fifth San Mig Light… wait, is this thing recording? laughs uncontrollably Bro, remember college when you said you’d never get married? Look at you now! So happy for you guys! Where’s the afterparty?”

The Awkward Cousins

“Um, hi? Is this thing on? taps mic Oh. Congrats… I guess? This is your cousin Jerome. From Batangas. I was seated at Table 12. The pancit was good. Okay bye.”

The Sentimental Besties

“Girl! It’s your maid of honor! trying not to cry We’ve been through everything together since high school… all those heartbreaks, all those late-night Jollibee runs… and now you found your forever. I’m not crying, you’re crying! Love you so much!”

The Wisdom-Dropping Grandparents

“Hello, apo. Lolo Ernesto here with Lola Conchita. Marriage is like adobo—better the next day. Remember to pray together and never sleep angry. Also, when will you give us apo? Lola in background: ‘Ernesto! Not now!’

The Confused Tech-Challenged Guests

“How do I use this? Do I press this? I don’t see where to write my name… someone explains in background Oh! I talk into it? speaks unnecessarily loud CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING! IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?”

Why Audio Guestbooks Hit Different

The magic of audio guestbooks like Au Vibe’s is catching all these raw, unfiltered moments that just don’t translate to paper. When peoplego to weddings and grab that phone, they leave behind not just words but their laughs, cries, and all the emotions in between.

Next time you’re planning a wedding in Tagaytay, skip the boring paper guestbook and give your guests the phone. The results are guaranteed to become some of your funniest, most tearjerking mementos.